Experimental Physicist Prints

I'm coming in there. Wait, don't. Give me one good reason. I'm doing science experiments in my new capitalism lab. That's not good enough. Please, don't come in. Trust me. I have my reasons. Ahh. You have mad scientist hair. Don't say you weren't warned.

The Princess and the Particle

"Bear in mind, George, that even an experimental physicist must at times be reasonable."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Albert Einstein

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'But I digress...'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

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"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Math Dreams

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Intelligent people laugh too!

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Einsteiners.'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'