Physicist T-Shirts

1715: Newton discovers gravel.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'I forgot the question.'

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Astrophysics made simple.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Cambridge, 1953. Shortly before discovering the structure of DNA, Watson and Crick, depressed by their lack of progress, visit the local pub.

'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

The Universe Before the Big Bang (Actual Size).

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

' Nuclear power'

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Complexity Made Simple.

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

Before the linear accelerator.

Einstein Grill.

Chaos Theory Conference.

Man rolling ball up a hill

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

'Oh no. More lab results.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'E=ma2. E=mb2...'

"I'm warning you, Perkins, your flagrant disregard for the laws of physics will not be tolerated!"

'It was either an earthquake or another paradigm shift.'

Entropy Seminar.

Quantum Mechanics.

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'