Scientist T-Shirts

1715: Newton discovers gravel.

"Well, the sooner we get all this lead turned into gold, the sooner we can go home."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Huh! If only it were that simple.'

"The applications are limitless."

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

The lungs of a man blowing a balloon.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."

'I forgot the question.'

Rocket Science: The online course.

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Astrophysics made simple.

2021

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

'The GPS eliminates all the guesswork.'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

'You're a selfish b***ard, Lewis! Those stem-cell lines were meant for people who've LOST an organ!'

The C.D.C.'s recommended safe distance to view this cartoon."

"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"

Cambridge, 1953. Shortly before discovering the structure of DNA, Watson and Crick, depressed by their lack of progress, visit the local pub.

Gag t-shirt for Mensa members.

'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."