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'I never know what to do with my hands at a funeral.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Next time the pastor asks if you know what his sermon was about, the answer is not about three hours.'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

Beefeater

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Sabrage

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."

'So what do you do?'

"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"

An awkward moment during the coronation...

A bit of serious pantomime. - A message from the Lords.

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Introvert Career Faire.

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

'Hurry up, I gotta go to the bathroom!'

'I'm sure that once the 'new hire' stigma fades, they'll warm up a bit,,,'

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

'Richard, control yourself! You're swirling counter-clockwise in public!'

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

Gossip Of The Stars.