Solemn Ceremony Observer Pillows

'I never know what to do with my hands at a funeral.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Next time the pastor asks if you know what his sermon was about, the answer is not about three hours.'

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"You said it—everybody heard you."

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Beefeater

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

Sabrage

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."

'So what do you do?'

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"

A bit of serious pantomime. - A message from the Lords.

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Introvert Career Faire.

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

'I'm sure that once the 'new hire' stigma fades, they'll warm up a bit,,,'

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

'Pleased to meet you folks - I'm Father Bixby, and this is my lawyer.'

Gossip Of The Stars.

"No, anointing oil does not come in different grades depending on the application."