Ceremony Spectators Pillows

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Zumma Cum Laude

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Next time the pastor asks if you know what his sermon was about, the answer is not about three hours.'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

Double Wedding

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Christening

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

An awkward moment during the coronation...

A bit of serious pantomime. - A message from the Lords.

"No, of course I don't want you to catch a nasty cold but..."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

Swearing a Child.

"I do if she does."

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."