Solar Systems T-Shirts

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'Okay, I'll see you tomorrow at noon... Uh, which time zone?'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Solar Power.

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

Economic model of the solar system.

'Uranus!'

Sunflower

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

How moons are born...

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

Rain on solar farm: 'This weather is good for farmers, I bet?'

Solar power

Astronomers talk about sunspots

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

'Found the problem with the solar panels.'

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

Another plausible explanation for global warming

"So sorry to miss you!"

Planet Earth Goes Round Sun At 67,000 MPH.

Solar powered sundial

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

"If only they could see your dark side."

"The trouble with you, sunshine, you think everything revolves around you!"