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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

One way only.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

'Huh...I just got this sudden, uncontrollable urge to invent spoken language.'

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Jules Henri Poincare

"I hope it's not contagious."

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

'If you think they're confused now, just wait till they start digging up dinosaur bones!'

Early emojis

"What is the speed of dark?"

"I'm going to call it zero."