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"If only they could see your dark side."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Blue Origin

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

NASA Special

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Sustainability

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Solar Power.

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

Solar Cars

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"