Solar System Lovers Gifts

"If only they could see your dark side."

'Teenagers!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Blue Origin

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

NASA Special

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Sustainability

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Solar Power.

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

Solar Cars

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.