Solar Savvy Duo T-Shirts

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Solar Power.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

Couple in bed with health charts

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."