Solar Panel Whisperer Prints

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

The Busy Gardener

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

An old man growing berries

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Botany Baby!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

His New Grillfriend

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Tree Passion