Solar Panel Whisperer Gifts

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

The Busy Gardener

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

His New Grillfriend

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Botany Baby!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

An old man growing berries

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Tree Passion

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'