Soil Sprinkle Specialist T-Shirts

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'That plant food really works!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

User friendly soil.

Swimming Champion.

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Worm Appreciation Society!

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

I'm looking for a job?

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

A misery of mole hills

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

"You're losing your everything."

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'