Soil Sprinkle Specialist T-Shirts

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'That plant food really works!'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

User friendly soil.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Worm Appreciation Society!

I'm looking for a job?

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

A misery of mole hills

Google Earth, Google Peet

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

"You're losing your everything."

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil