Software Sous Chef Gifts

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"It's fondue night!"

'Not whale stew again.'

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

Surgeon

Solar Range.

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Cooking the books

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

'Too much spice?'

'Try new 'Letter-Rip!' It's alphabet soup AND a laxative! Guaranteed to give you a vowel movement!'

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

Stock photography

'Tell me the truth, Helen, you married me for my cooking, didn't you?'

The menu said this soup is recommended for mature diners, and is rated "AFS." What does that stand for? "Adult fly situations."

'To you, it's alphabet soup...to me, it's verbal abuse.'

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

A pipping hot chicken + vege broth. . . or as we now call it, a bowl of cold water.

Julia Childs combats a growing rabbit population

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

'Darling, your soup is primordial.'

'You've made chicken soup... thank goodness for that, I thought it was for us!'

'Soup of the day.' 'Cream of Monday.'

'As you know from the results of our first survey, 87% said, 'add more noodles'. Now, this is our second survey, to determine how many noodles.'