Software Sous Chef Prints

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"It's fondue night!"

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

'Not whale stew again.'

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

Solar Range.

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Surgeon

Cooking the books

'Getting above yourself for a short order cook, aren't you?'

'Too much spice?'

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

'Try new 'Letter-Rip!' It's alphabet soup AND a laxative! Guaranteed to give you a vowel movement!'

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

'I figured this would make great soup - I got it from a hunter this morning!'

'Tell me the truth, Helen, you married me for my cooking, didn't you?'

'To you, it's alphabet soup...to me, it's verbal abuse.'

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

A pipping hot chicken + vege broth. . . or as we now call it, a bowl of cold water.

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

'You've made chicken soup... thank goodness for that, I thought it was for us!'

'Darling, your soup is primordial.'

'Soup of the day.' 'Cream of Monday.'

'As you know from the results of our first survey, 87% said, 'add more noodles'. Now, this is our second survey, to determine how many noodles.'

"Your mother wants me to make parsnip soup. Would you Google and tell me what a parsnip is?"