Softball Coach Pillows

'Seeking female companion, who can handle a fungo bat...'

"While you've been a valuable member of our softball team, there's a worker in Taiwan who's an all star."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Punt Cake

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Snooker Golf.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Saving a Heart

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Personal conker trainer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."