Softball Supporter Pillows

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

Who won what game?

"That was two what?"

'My feet are killing me.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

Sheltering in place.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Monster Baseball

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

All Star Team.

100k Desert Crawl

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'