Softball Supporter Mugs

"That was two what?"

'My feet are killing me.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Sheltering in place.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Monster Baseball

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

100k Desert Crawl

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'