Softball Fan Mugs

'Then, you admit... that at the company softball game, you made the statement: 'Ms. Hopkins throws like a girl!'.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Perils of the double play.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Sheltering in place.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Monster Baseball

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."