Soft Toy Destroyer Pillows

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Acme Toys Ltd

Teddy and friends.

Teddy Time Bears

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Tough Teddies

"Ramming Speed!"

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'Actually, it's Teddy that's the problem-he disapproves of three-in-a-bed!'

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

"Work soft, play soft, Son"

"If she's here, that means I've just spent 20 minutes reading bedtime stories to a bed full of soft toys?"

Stuff Broken

Hugs - 3 for 50p

"Need hug."

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

Soap Recovery Ship

"It's lonely at the top, that's why!"

"Not your chord! The chute! Pull the chute!"

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

'You've been giving me the stink eye for two months. What gives?'

"Don't think I can get you a job here just because we used to sleep together."