Soft Toy Destroyer Pillows

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Acme Toys Ltd

Teddy Time Bears

Teddy and friends.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Tough Teddies

"Ramming Speed!"

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Actually, it's Teddy that's the problem-he disapproves of three-in-a-bed!'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

"Work soft, play soft, Son"

Stuff Broken

"If she's here, that means I've just spent 20 minutes reading bedtime stories to a bed full of soft toys?"

Hugs - 3 for 50p

"Need hug."

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Soap Recovery Ship

"Where'd you find it, dad?"

"I hear you're having trouble keeping up with the rest of your platoon. What seems to be the problem, private?"

"It's lonely at the top, that's why!"

"Not your chord! The chute! Pull the chute!"

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

'You've been giving me the stink eye for two months. What gives?'

Consumer Safety Testing Lab. Bake-it Toy Oven. We have lots of work to do --- Now get the lead out!