Soda Alternatives T-Shirts

'Bottles water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!...'

"We won!"

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Spring Water

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Man out of order like his coffee machine

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

Cola Observatory

Soda $1.00. You drive a hard bargain.

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

The Huff & Vape

*Sigh* Warm coke.

Flower drinking cola.