Sock Sentimentalist Mugs

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

Have I told you lately that I love you

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Christmas Socks

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Missing Sock