Sock Sentimentalist Mugs

Cards for Single Socks

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Have I told you lately that I love you

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Missing Sock

My feet were cold.

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'