Sock Artist Mugs

'I guess this means that when we get married you aren't going to stay home darning my socks.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

The Complete Cycle.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Christmas Socks

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Missing Sock