Sock Artist Prints

'I guess this means that when we get married you aren't going to stay home darning my socks.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The Complete Cycle.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Christmas Socks

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Missing Sock