Sock Drawer Hoarder Mugs

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Festive squad

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'It was a gift.'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"You might consider new socks as well."

"He's taken responsibility for all the missing socks from the last 50 years."

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

'Information gathering.'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.