Sociophobe Pillows

Add a cozy touch with pillows that celebrate the sociophobe's preference for quiet comfort. Ideal for relaxing at home, these pillows are both playful and perfect for their private sanctuary.

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Speech bubble escaping

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"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means." mockup

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

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"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand." mockup

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

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'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.' mockup

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

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"By labeling it, I control it."

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Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

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Grandma's caf

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'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.' mockup

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

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'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?' mockup

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

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High speed cinder block

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"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down." mockup

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

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"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory." mockup

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

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"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook." mockup

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

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'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.' mockup

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

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Max Weber

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"Tarzan no want computer."

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"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation" mockup

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

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#notblessed

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'After analyzing 5 petabytes of Facebook data and 800 million tweets we were able to conclude that our customers are idiots.'

'After analyzing 5 petabytes of Facebook data and 800 million tweets we were able to conclude that our customers are idiots.' mockup

'After analyzing 5 petabytes of Facebook data and 800 million tweets we were able to conclude that our customers are idiots.'

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"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media." mockup

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

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"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet." mockup

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

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"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site." mockup

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

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"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available." mockup

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

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"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one." mockup

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

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Sociophobe Pillows Collection

Sociophobe Mugs

Discover a wide range of mugs that playfully acknowledge the sociophobe’s unique social style. Perfect for coffee or tea breaks, these cups are both amusing and relatable.

Sociophobe Prints

Enhance their space with prints that humorously capture the essence of introversion. A witty addition to any social retreat or personal sanctuary.

Sociophobe T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for the sociophobe who appreciates humor and individuality. Wear your personality with pride and a good laugh.