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"He's threatened because I'm a strong, independent, intelligent sociopath."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

Corporate Darwinism

Max Weber

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"Legs up to here!"

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Barbara Cartland

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101 Positions/101 Excuses

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

'...and seven years ago I donated one of my kidneys to him. I want it back.'

Beer street and Gin lane - Gin lane.

'Yes, itis pretty nasty! You've got sue the medical profession syndrome.'

The Young Ragamuffin, with Friends

"I'm awesome!!"

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

Ferdinand went for a walk and almost fell down gemeinschaft.

"Uh-oh. I think they're having a Bryn Mawr moment."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Later the stilts would go to Bobo's head, and he would begin demanding obedience from the 'little people.'

It would be unfair of me to sleep with you to get even with my ex-boyfriend for sleeping with his ex-girlfriend. Life is unfair. Thank goodness!

2022 has arrived....

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

"It would be a lot more interesting if Bruce Jenner entered the presidential race."

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

"Please don't work late ronight. I want time to have sex, eat you, and then go to bed at a reasonable hour."

Instagramaphone

The Future is Free

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'