Socioeconomic Storyteller Pillows

Financial Bailout Required.

Spot the difference.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Dollars Press Conference

Pandora's box.

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

"I had half a date last weekend."

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

'When you said we should emulate the German economic model I assumed you meant post-war.'

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

"So that's Ireland."

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"Once upon a time, gold was 60 pounds an ounce."

You think you have feelings of worthlessness? You ought to see my portfolio!

"I heard it's linked to some sort of upcoming climate change event."

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."

Quarantine: The great equalizer

'Stocks today remained unchanged on news 'the more things change, the more they stay the same''

"I was so lonely, I went out and bought some shares..."

Italy Shackled by the Euro Debt Crisis

Big Bad Wolf Foreclosure.

'Pastor, tell us more about hell. Is it warm there?'

"A year ago, that could have been me."