Socioeconomic Storyteller Gifts

Financial Bailout Required.

Spot the difference.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Dollars Press Conference

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

Pandora's box.

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"I had half a date last weekend."

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

'When you said we should emulate the German economic model I assumed you meant post-war.'

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

"So that's Ireland."

"Once upon a time, gold was 60 pounds an ounce."

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'

"I heard it's linked to some sort of upcoming climate change event."

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

You think you have feelings of worthlessness? You ought to see my portfolio!

"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."

My Fair Lady Twitter

'Stocks today remained unchanged on news 'the more things change, the more they stay the same''

Big Bad Wolf Foreclosure.

'Pastor, tell us more about hell. Is it warm there?'

Quarantine: The great equalizer

Italy Shackled by the Euro Debt Crisis

"A year ago, that could have been me."