Storytelling Economy Aficionados Gifts

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Sub-prime Bear

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

Beware of stimulus plans.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Wage Slavery

The following budget summary may upset those of a nervous disposition.

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Pandora's box.

Stay the Course.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"And after the prime rate declined by half a point, the Dow rose by thirty-two, guess what happened to Goose and Fox?"

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

You have two rocks? --- The economy is growing!

Financial Bailout Required.

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

Adam Smith

"The streets are paved with spotlessly clean gold."

Megacorp HQ. He just found out about trickle-down economics, and he's trying to figure out to plug the leak.