Society Dynamics Mugs

Friends talking about high society

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

That party went well.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Most valuable element.

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Don't you hate...

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"How is it in Russia?"

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

"Call me!"

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"Welcome."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."