Community Dynamics Mugs

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Social distancing

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

That party went well.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Most valuable element.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Things I love about Powell River...

Sign Reform

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Noise Pollution

Vaccine Spring

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

Don't you hate...

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."