Society Dynamics Gifts

Friends talking about high society

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

That party went well.

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Most valuable element.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"How is it in Russia?"

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Don't you hate...

"Call me!"

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Welcome."

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"