Society Balls Gifts

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Children's Party

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Glyndebourne

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Inhospitality tent.

"5...4...3...2..."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"Apparently, there is a difference between red wine and red wine vinegar."

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

Pizzas

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Masked Ball

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."