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'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Children's Party

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Glyndebourne

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"I read 'Art News.'"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Inhospitality tent.

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"5...4...3...2..."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Pizzas

Masked Ball

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"So, Ben, what do you want to be when you stop sponging off your parents?"

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing