Societal Satire Explorer Pillows

The Height of Impudence.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Horse statue throws off rider.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

'No, not your Uncle Sam. The Uncle Sam.'

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"But how many followers do you have?"

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

Lobster a la Riseholme!

"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'