Societal Satire Explorer Pillows

The Height of Impudence.

Politically Correct Snowperson

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Horse statue throws off rider.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

'No, not your Uncle Sam. The Uncle Sam.'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"But how many followers do you have?"

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

Lobster a la Riseholme!

"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."