Socially Distanced Diner Pillows

Freedom From Family

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

The new normal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Coronavirus Romance

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'Too much information! I prefer not knowing my lobster's name was Sigmund.'

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"You need a hobby."

"Guac-A-Mole"

Football fans in corona times