Socially Awkward Champ Pillows

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

Introverted Chair

Superhero Introverts

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Operation Warp Speed complete!"

Shy Man at Party

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

'I hate networking.'

The Pole Jumper.

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"What? You got something funny to say?"

In the embarrassment cemetery

"Stop texting. I feel like I'm talking to duck in dark glasses."

"My husband and I have what he calls Olympic sex. . . It only happens once in 4 years."

"He's always been unlucky with love."

'It would be pity candy. Nobody wants pity candy.'

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

'I'm here for talking back. I've got to learn how to mumble.'