Socializing Superstar Pillows

"Your profile didn't mention this."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I, TikTok."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Elephant ass selfie.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Creativity 2.0

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

Studying and technology

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

Content Creator

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"Have you considered vlogging?"

A dog poops an @ symbol.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'