Socializing Superstar Pillows

"Your profile didn't mention this."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Elephant ass selfie.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Studying and technology

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

A dog poops an @ symbol.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Content Creator

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'