Socializing At Work Pillows

"Long bike ride last weekend?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Playing Fetch.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Sloaney Pony.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Party Animals.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'