Socialite With A Penchant For Pearls Mugs

"I feel Glyndebourne no longer agrees with one's natural pearls."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"The club scene is really changing."

"I'm not happy."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Ladies who lunch.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Birth of Darth Vader

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Directions to the Bar.

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

'You look like a fun guy!'

'Quite frankly, I don't know how this sweet, gentle, multi-millionaire husband of yours puts up with it.'

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

"This martini in canonical."

Sloane Ranger.

"I shall never forget Roger."

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

Bargoyles

Ultrasound

"Is he bothering you?"

"What exquisite taste, my dear! Your dress, made from cotton produced by forced labour, goes wonderfully with the blood diamond on your lovely finger!"

"Believe me.... it's times like these that your pedigree comes into question!"

'Mr. Charles Borlin and friend...'

We Talked More When You Weren't Rich

'My favorite position? Chairman of the Board.'