Social Tension Reliever Pillows

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Counting ribs

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Ahhh...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Mind-Fullness

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Cat in a flap

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Meat Grinder

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Nervous Oral Testing

"I feel your pain."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fittd shēt

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'