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Quaff and Quarrel: Where friends feud, couples argue and families squabble.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Get an afterlife!'

Liquidity Lunch

"Practicing my hate-face."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

The Devil's advocaat.

"Sipsies?"

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Men's Parallel Bars

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"My brain could kick her brain's butt."

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."

"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"

"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."

19th Hole.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Wine and Books Bar.

'Hold on! Now I remember, you swirl the wine first.'

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

Four golfers shouting 'Four'.

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

Zimmer Drinker