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"Quick! Say something to break the ice."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"You're such a good listener."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"