Social Skills Development Pillows

'We value emotional intelligence over regular old intelligence, so there's still some hope for you.'

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

Time to try something new.

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

We learn by doing

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Ouija Bored

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"Are you talking to me?"

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

Eye contact zone next 50 feet.

"It's our third date, can we look at each other now?"