Social Skills Development Mugs

'We value emotional intelligence over regular old intelligence, so there's still some hope for you.'

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Time to try something new.

We learn by doing

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"Are you talking to me?"

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

'Oh, please and thank you work okay, but I miss the old days as a baby when a blood-curdling shriek could get immediate service.'

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

Everyone thinks they can do it

"It's our third date, can we look at each other now?"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."