Social Security Officer Mugs

'No we do not pay in advance.'

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Airport Security.

TSA Noah

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Time Out For Teddy

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Your resume says you were a waiter...

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"I don't care if Sales thinks you're a superhero, the cape violates the dress code and the mask is a security violation."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "