Senior Officer Mugs

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

Moustached gentleman

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

UNFADED GLORY

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

Lost around a military base.

Defence Cutbacks.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Charades

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."