Senior Officer Prints

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Postwar is hell."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

UNFADED GLORY

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Lost around a military base.

Moustached gentleman

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Defence Cutbacks.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Especially modified you say..."

Split Decision

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Charades

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.